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Savannah's avatar

Opening every link as if I have the $

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tariro makoni's avatar

Hahaha which is most compelling I need to know!!!

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debo's avatar

The jooshi 🥰🥰🥰

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tariro makoni's avatar

Obsessed with it so much 🥹

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Savannah's avatar

The candle 1000%!!! Amazing finds

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Kit Marlowe's avatar

Yes this, the candle!!!!

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tariro makoni's avatar

Ahhh amazing!!!!!!!

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Hershlay's avatar

Ooooo would be interesting to see a whole list centered around the EHM (Elusive Hot Mom!)

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tariro makoni's avatar

Ooooh I would need to recruit for that I would HATE to get it wrong but I am very very down 🤝

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Katie Stone's avatar

I hope you had me in mind while you made this… I have 80% of the items on this list LOL

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tariro makoni's avatar

My goopy queen🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 iconic overlap omfg

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Lindsay Sword's avatar

So good, the whole thing, but this line —> “Sorry I’m convinced that you weren’t raised by a goop adjacent if you don’t care.. a LOT about magnesium” Reader, I died. So so so good!!!

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Allie Jaffe's avatar

This might be the best substack I’ve ever read. The specificity is SPOT ON

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tariro makoni's avatar

Wow thank you, Allie🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭

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Annie Dabir's avatar

read some quotes of this out loud to my goopy mom.......needless to say it RESONATED

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tariro makoni's avatar

HAHAHA wait this is incredible and made my day😭 I feel like we all need to do a goop adjacent mom meet up

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Annie Dabir's avatar

literallllyyyy

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Virginia Chamlee's avatar

This is GENIUS

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tariro makoni's avatar

Wow thank you🥹🥹

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By Benchis's avatar

Giving the Retrouvé exfoliant to my MIL who is extremely Goop-adjacent

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tariro makoni's avatar

Omg YESSSSSSS

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Caroline's avatar

Why do you hit every dang nail on the HEAD?!

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tariro makoni's avatar

Omg🥹🥹🥹🥹 TOUCHED

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Tina Boetto's avatar

Incredible as always...I could read about the EHG/EIHG all day

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ET's avatar

Oh you sold out the magnesium soak 🫡 waitlisted and will order when it’s back lol 🙏 despite neither my mom nor I being remotely goop-adjacent in the least, this entire list resonates so hard? I AM obsessed with magnesium in multiple formats and I HAVE had to get b12 shots for years (but not anymore woohoo!). Ps completely non-ehg-branded but genuinely elite mint tea for any zen walks: frontier co-op, grown in Oregon

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The Design Release's avatar

Genius, obsessed with everything

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Alison Zamora's avatar

Just added everything to my Pinterest “wishlist board” 😂 I’m not a mom but will absolutely settle for the TER aunt vibes!

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