ELUSIVE HOT GIRL POV: RAISED BY A GOOP-ADJACENT MOM
gift guides as starter packs #04 - you get it, or you don't.......srry
God how do we even begin to describe goop-adjacency (all picks here). Maybe it’s the mom who is known to spend six figures on immersive meditation experiences around the world.. each year (she’s a “searcher”). MAYBE it’s the mom who went raw vegan for 3 months in high school so you brought dehydrated apples as part of your lunch.. every day..for spring term… MAAAYBE topics of sexual wellness are as commonplace as what to eat for dinner. IDK. I’m most tempted to say that you get it, or you don’t.
BTW the Goop-adjacent mom exists in the same universal bubble as the Tracee Ellis Ross aunt (religious about Tracy Anderson, expansive and free, would bail you out of anything, AND would get Jonathan Anderson to personally design your prom dress). It’s all very fabulous, and oh so very grounded. Did I mention this was niche? LOL. Personally, I love it here.
There’s a special kind of elusive (international) hot girl who was raised in this universe. She may not overtly give goop, but at the most surface level, you’ve observed that eye contact with her makes you feel calm, seen, and nourished. She could cure you of all ailments by just being in her presence, but she also has 17 potions (sprays, oils, crystals, tonics, BONE BROTHS…) that she keeps on hand at all times. Big vitamin culture (but always medically prescribed… not chic to not see your physician before determining what you’re deficient in), her mom absolutely put her on to NAD+ and Vitamin B12 shots before it was cool, and she’s likely been meditating since childhood. Her chakral alignment matters…. a lot, and she likely has just as many energy healers, astrologists, and reiki masters on speed dial as she does her SAs at Bergdrof’s, The Webster, and The Row. And while she loves going to The Class or Tracy, she’d skip those any day to experience a long walk through a zen garden with a strong mint tea in hand.
OK that’s enough from me…let’s get into gifts, shall we? —
Tbh this girl wants for nothing, it’s the energy of ease and abundance, after all :). However, Trudon’s mint candle is as sacred as it is spiritual to this cohort of EIHGs. An iconic staple for those who know, and a majestic new experience for those who don’t (fresh mint grounded by blackcurrant, ginger, jasmine, vanilla.. I mean). AND i can personally say that it’s the most complimented thing about me — like a lot of ooohs and “it smells so good in here” when people step into my apartment. A strong GO if that’s ur thing… which… how much validation did you receive as a child if it’s not???
I’ve never met a daughter of the Goop-Adjacents who doesn’t burn sage or palo santo (or both) at least once a week. Selenite also has clearing properties and really helps to re-balance the energy centers of the home. This makes for a VERY chic gift under $20 that’s not only pretty to look at, but will be put to good use. ALSO, if you’re shopping for your goop adjacent MOM, this will be a big fat hit, as you can never have too many. Annnnnd if you wanna double the ante, add in a session with Lexy Rose (she’s the energy healer gatekept by all of the EHG girlbosses in NYC). enjoy xx
These girls always have THE BEST SWEATERS?? I’ve already spoken about Suzie Kondi knits and GUESS WHAT, we’re going to talk about it again. This pick is niche and truuuuuly for the girl with taste. If you’re willing to spend the row money on a sweater, might i divert you to the Jooshi? The big looms of cashmere are guaranteed to be the softest knit you’ll ever touch, with a darling homemade energy (I call this a grandmother knit) that feels so grounding and even more special to wear and receive. I think it’s the perfect gift (*coughing @ any family members reading this letter ha ha ha… i like the bby blue…).
I discovered this incredibly chic body brush during a necessary visit to see abby for a facial at
. Like I’m not kidding, I gasped when I saw it because it’s the most beautiful body brush I’ve ever seen. Turns out it is ALSO sold as a set, one for the face and one for the body (my rec for a gift). The face one is made of softer bristles and helps get rid of puffiness (aka sushi face) and feels so delightful on the skin, and the bigger one is made of firmer bristles and best for circulation and activating that lymphatic drainage we all Care About. Chic ChiC CHIC.Sorry I’m convinced that you weren’t raised by a goop adjacent if you don’t care.. a LOT about magnesium. I dare you to bait a goop-adjacent EHG into a convo about magnesium….. good luck getting out of that chat for at LEAST 15 minutes. My mom happens to be a holistic physician (and tbh an integrative health futurist? she’s currently into meditation technology… who knew) and says that most people are deeessppyyyy for magnesium in their life. This bath soak is a stealth EIHG pick — my friends have been raving about this for a while, made with papaya enzymes and French green clay, and leaves you feeling rebalanced and more relaxed than ever….. Under $40, THANK ME L8R.
Oh ya buddy, we’re going there. This red light therapy mask (just released - my queen
put me on) is the new EHG stealth pick. I’ve observed it pop up in all of the right places, group chats, and close friends stories to report that this will be a FAB gift for the girl who likes to Be First, Not Last. I’ve used mine a couple of times, and I’m.. in love..? I’m not a light mask girl, but this one has made my skin feel brighter and more refreshed (NECESSARY pick me up as we’re starting to experience the vampire allotment of sunlight each day).Another Prounis pick, I can’t help it. I have already waxed poetic about hoooow cool this brand is, and how feral EHGs and EIHGs are going for it, but when I saw this pendant, it really gave THIS starter pack to me. It’s aquatic and somehow looks like what I aim to feel after I’m done meditating each morning. Zen, in flow, tethered, and aligned with the mutability of my structure. I love it, I want it, and also really think it could eat on a silver chain…. think about it.
Retrouve is soooo EIHG it’s crazy. This body balm is like a thick oil that makes you feel gaslit about whether or not your skin has…. EVER been properly moisturized before???? Slather this on after the magnesium soak and align with your destiny.
Ok I’m about to put you on game. Have you ever watched the tracee ellis ross workout videos where she’s at tracy anderson and wearing the most scrumptious yummy delectable activewear? 8 times out of 10 it’s from this stealth EHG brand. I’ve personally never felt leggings that are so perfect? I am pals with Jillian (WOA’s founder), and the way that she casually talks about sourcing these fabrics from Italy (luuuuxe)??? Making everything stunning in form AND function? It’s breathtaking. My mom actually stole two pairs of these from my wardrobe last time she visited, because they’re JUST THAT GOOD….. annnnnd has been bragging about them at hot yoga classes ever since. I can’t think of a more essential pair of leggings (or if you’re on your tracee tip, go with her favorite unitard in navy). CHEF’S. KISS.
I was reintroduced to this chic af face wash when I was home over thanksgiving. It truly feels like you’re having a sleepover with Cleopatra and she let you use her favorite skincare in the morning. It’s non-stripping, and milky, and gentle, but also faintly smells of MYRRH (you know how I feel about this…..) and neroli, and leaves my sensitive AF skin glowy and hydrated and peaceful. A gorgeous gift because it’s eclectic and interesting and iykyk enough to be exciting to receive, but also efficacious enough to be exciting to actually USE. no notes.
That’s all for today folks, tomorrow’s (final) starter pack will be more of a return to the roots laid down by the OG guide…. I LOVE YOU. Talk very soon & let me know all of your thoughts, as always <3
TM x
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Ooooo would be interesting to see a whole list centered around the EHM (Elusive Hot Mom!)