Your WSJ uncle and Goop aunt just had a (zillennial) baby, congrats! Her name is trademarked.

By tariro makoni
“Tariro is one of the smartest people I've met, full stop. ”...”
Ashley Veurink, Esthetically
“If you love thinking about brands the way some people think about their crushes—obsessively, romantically, and with a little healthy cynicism—Trademarked is the perfect weekly read. Written by a recovering branding strategist with sharp opinions and a soft spot for the weird stuff, it’s a goldmine of insights on what makes a brand hit, flop, or quietly haunt your group chat. It’s like if your smartest friend from DTC Twitter had a Substack and also knew how to actually write. We eat it up.”...”
SECONDSENSE, SECONDSENSE